Alityan, Altiyan, Altiyan…controversy doesn’t even begin to paint us a picture.

The former X Factor winner admitted on radio with Kyle and Jackie O that he drove the day after he smoked a joint laced with methamphetamine stating, "I had fun. I'll probably do it again in three months". 

That’s right, not two months, not four months – but three months.

The singer has been fined $600 and banned from driving for six months after pleading guilty to driving under the influence of drugs in court last week.

Childs who at one point took a “love is my only drug” viewpoint said,

"What are the kids going to think, the ones that don't understand, who are in touch with their imaginations, but who is pure innocence? Who can relate to perfection?" he said. "I don't know, I can't. I'm just a man battling the giants."

If you can translate, let us know.