Did you hear about the new film Elton John’s starring in?

“50 Shades of Gay”.

Have you heard about the new book Little Miss Muffet is writing?

“50 Shades of Curds and Whey”

A horse wrote  a novel about his eating disorder - “50 Shades of Hay”

Master Chef’s George Colombaris’s new cookbook: “50 Shades of Souffle”

And………Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has written a book about his life: “50 Shades of Sleigh”.