The Lovey-Dovey Couple

Ahaha so true.  Get over it.  No one cares.

The Person Who Checks In Everywhere

We seriously know that you’re not really in France Right now, checking in is not proof.

The Guy That's In A Band

Okay I get it – you’re in a band.  Awesome.  Now go play music and stuff.  STOP INVITING ME TO YOUR GIGS, please.

The New Parent

The baby probably needs a little more time then the updates on her.

The Oversharer

No one is interested that much in you.  Become famous or please.  Stop.

The News Caster

Okay.  So are you trying to look smart, informed, concerned about the world or what?  We all know how to type in www.news.com.au

The Lyricist

You’re such a music fan, go see the ‘guy in a band’ gig so he’ll stop asking me to.

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